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The Palin bashing by liberal media has hit a crescendo. Rather than listen to their lame excuses as to why they are committing character assassination (US Weekly says its article was fair, for reals!) let us take this travesty to its inevitable conclusion in declaring that SARAH PALIN IS WORSE THAN HITLER.

Now, meet the Palin family according to the Left.

Sarah Palin:

Sarah Palin is/was the mayor of a small redneck town in Alaska named Wasilla (Pop. 125 rednecks birthed by Bristol and 7500 moose). Apparently she is also Governor of Alaska and has spent her three days in office bilking the tax payers of money while staying at home. When she is not being a cocky wacko, Palin practices being a radical theocrat that makes Islamic Fundamentalists like freedom-fighter Osama Bin Laden exclaim “that bitch is out of control!” When not banning, or burning, books the former redneck beauty queen eats moose babies and tries to drown polar bears. She encourages Alaskan children to never have sex whilst covering up her teenage daughter‘s pregnancy; in fact it is possible that all five Palin children are actually Bristol‘s (including Bristol!). If elected as Vice-President, though her only qualification is not having an abortion (that we know of), she would force everyone in America to shoot all wildlife, attend her crazy nutty church and cover-up their daughters’ pregnancies while beating gays (while also pimping Track to gays to win votes) with banned books.

Todd Palin:

Todd Palin married Sarah Heath in 1988 and is possibly, maybe gay. Prior to marriage Todd drank heavily and raced snowmobiles drunk. Not too much is known about the “First Dude” beyond the fact he hates America and wants Alaska to secede from the Union presumably so he can spend Alaska’s vast oil wealth on platinum snowmobiles and “good“ beer like Miller.

Matt Damon Describes the Anti-Christ Herself

Track Palin:

Track Palin is Governor Palin’s oldest possible child and like his father is also, possibly, maybe gay. Track is a Soldier in the US Army and was forced to enlist by a judge to atone for his notorious criminal record involving vandalism, theft and possibly genocide. During his high school years, Track was a notorious Oxycontin addict who was also addicted to cocaine, heroin, meth and possibly Chinese babies’ eyes. According to a guy in Wasilla, Track was an unredeemable sex addict who had his way with every teenage girl (when not being gay apparently) in the Mat-Su Valley. When not involved in drug induced orgies, young Palin was being an animal on the ice (maybe why the girls like him?) and forcing the other boys to steal for him in order to fund his drug habits. Currently PFC Palin is assigned to the 1st Stryker Brigade, 25th Infantry Division, 52nd Infantry Regiment, 2nd Infantry Battalion, Delta Company, 2nd Platoon, 3rd Squad, Bravo team, second from the right. Palin can currently be found at grid coordinates LC 37068 00591 for the next 37 minutes.

Bristol Palin:

Bristol is the oldest possible daughter of Sarah and Todd Palin. She is currently pregnant with her second child after giving birth to her brother Trig in secret. According to a guy in Wasilla, Bristol is a major slut that makes out with all the boys and drinks and smokes drugs heavily. When not having unprotected sex with her redneck baby-daddy Levi Johnstone, a hockey goon, who can kick you ass, Bristol is giving birth to secret babies.

Trig Palin:

Trig is the son of Bristol Palin and Levi Johnstone(?) and was given birth in secret while Sarah Palin faked her pregnancy. Trig has downs syndrome and is currently being used as a political tool by his grandmother.

Other Palin Children:
They are all little Eichmanns.

If one were to believe all this one would wonder how such a notorious family could escape jail or notice! The sad part is, as outrageous as the descriptions may be, I didn’t have to make any of it up! Hows that for taking the high road?

UPDATE: Palin hit a homerun. She was poised, funny and presidential. Ouch Dems, how many people watched this due to the personal attacks? More to come.

Sarah Palin’s speech tonight could decide whether or not John McCain can prevail in this election. Yes, her selection was a gamble. We will see tonight if that gamble pays off. She can either win or lose this election for the Republicans. Let’s hope she does well, not only for the McCain ticket, but to vindicate herself in the face of an unprecedented wave of ugly and vicious attacks against her and her children. Go get ‘em Sarah Barracuda!

Dems: Prepare to reap the whirlwind!

Well, the first polls are out since Senator McCain took my months old advice and selected Sarah Palin and the results are staggering. We all know that the Palin pick has changed the race and the numbers now support that assertion. According to the latest Zogby and CNN polls, Sarah Palin alone has wiped out Obama’s convention bounce and the race is once again a virtual tie. Whereas polls conducted during the Democratic Convention showed a 5-8 point Obama lead, the latest numbers indicate that Sarah Palin has engineered an almost double-digit swing. I think even the most fervent Republican pundits couldn’t dream of such a quick return on a VP pick so soon.

Zogby: McCain/Palin: 47% Obama/Biden 45%

CNN: Obama 49% McCain 48%

The numbers demonstrate that Sarah Palin has indeed changed the entire narrative of the race and is possibly the gravest threat the Democrats have yet seen since Reagan. If one can take her opening speech as a sign of things to come the Dems have every reason to be VERY afraid. With things now tied again it remains to be seen if the Republican Convention, such as it is, will give McCain/Palin a nice 5-7 point bounce. Stay tuned…

In case you haven’t seen Governor Palin’s speech…be afraid Dems, be very afraid!

Background:

• Born: February 11, 1964 (44 years old) - Sandpoint, Idaho
• College: University of Idaho
• Profession: Journalist
• Spouse: Todd Palin
• Children: 5
• Interesting Facts:
  • Placed Second in “Miss Alaska”
  • Nickname: Sarah Baracuda
  • Has one son in the military
  • Has one child with Downs Syndrome
  • Husband is three-time champion of the world’s longest snowmachine race

Political Experience:

• Wasilla City Council
• Wasilla Mayor
• Ethics Commissioner of the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission
• Governor of Alaska
  • Approval rating continually around 90%

On the Issues:

• Abortion: Pro-Life
• Energy Exploration: Supports drilling in ANWR
• Second Amendment: Strong supporter of gun-owner rights
• Health Care: Supports relaxing insurance regulations to increase competition, and lower costs
• Taxes: Opposed to “nuisance” taxes and high fees for small business owners
• Gay Marriage: Opposes same sex marriages

Memberships:

• Lifetime NRA Member
• Iditarod PTA
• former Salvation Army Board
• Chamber of Commerce
• Valley Youth Sports Coach, Hockey Team Manager
• Honorary Member, Rotary

Controversy:

• Palin staff pushed to have trooper fired

Philosophy on Governing (from Gubernatorial Campaign Page):

I look forward to building a team that will put Alaskans first! I believe in fairness and inclusion and will call on the public to work together for Alaska’s common good. I refuse to use divisive tactics that polarize us for political gain. As Mayor of Wasilla, the fastest growing area of Alaska; as President of the Alaska Conference of Mayor; as Chair of the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission; and as a business owner and mom, I approached issues with a fair, balanced, common sense approach. I love the challenge of hiring and appointing the best people to serve with me and I will bring this positive approach to Alaska as Governor. In building a public service team, my commitment to my home state is to always put Alaskans first and never allow special interests to take advantage of us. I know that government has its place, and it should be limited. My focus is on education, public safety, infrastructure and access to our resources. As manager of our vast public resources, the Governor must act as an effective CEO on behalf of all Alaskans in negotiating the best deals for the state, and I am prepared to tackle that challenge.

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